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22 March 2015
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Client: “Our next requirement, we require something BIG and BLACK, you know, we want an elephant…”

IT Team: But why don’t you adjust with a buffalo, even it is BIG…. and BLACK?”

 

Client: No, we need only Elephant, let me explain our current requirement and process.”

(The client explains for an hour about the business requirement)

IT Team: Great, I understand your business requirement. But our system supports only a buffalo!

Client: We need only elephant!

big elephant

IT Team: Fine, Let me see if I can customize you requirement”

Client Requirement Finalized:

- Client need a big black four legged animal,

- long tail

- less hair

- Having trunk is mandatory

Documentation was prepared for the same, signed off and sent to offshore for development!

Offshore Development Team:

Design/Development – Clients all requirements are supported in base product (as buffalo)

For trunk alone, a separate customization is done.

 Finally the customized output is shown to the Client

 

Client looks...

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buffalo with trunk

 

client faints

Mind It ………………………………………………………………!!!!!!!!!

 

in Esclation meeting...

comparision chart for buffalo and elephant

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