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Diwali Greeting SMS
 For
this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy Deepavali”
Har
dam khushiya ho sath,
Kabhi daman na ho Khali
Hum sab Ke taraf se,
Wish you Happy Diwali.
Is
diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke hon,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali 2008!
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Diwali
aai, masti chhahi, rangi rangoli,
Deep jalaye, dhoom dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali phuljadiyan,
Sabko bhaye, “happy diwali”
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Diwali
ki subh kamna sath layi hai.
Andhera hua dur raat ke saath
Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath
Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai
Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.
” Happy Diwali” |
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Funny Message SMS |
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Do
you love me just because..?
He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!
Businessman
explaining the reason for having 2 wives
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
“Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service”.
Define
a True Music Lover?
Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.” |
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You
are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
You are really a DOG...
I
love you & You love your daughter
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.
Feel
d difference of boy / girl
If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him
“Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;) |
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Love SMS |
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Giving
someone all your love is never an assurance
that they’ll love u back! Don’t expect love in return;
just wait for it to grow in their hearts.
But if it doesn’t, be content it grew in yours.
If
u touch n feel its desire.
If u touch n don’t feel its ignorance,
But u don’t touch n still feels its love.
In
life LOVE is never planned nor
does it happen for a reason.
But when LOVE is real,
It becomes your PLAN for life
and
your reason for living.
U
want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life
and
u want but u sacrifice that is LOVE
When
you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friend… you are in what
they call, “love”. |
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A
broken heart is like a borken mirror.
It is better to leave it broken
than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
Many
a man in love with a
dimple makes the mistake of
marrying the whole girl.
I’m
a PAPER,
u can write ur feelings,
scribble ur anger,
use me 2 absorb tears.
Don’t throw me after use but
when u feel cold burn me
to feel warm cause I Love you.
1
Lovely quote:
We always love our love cause
our love always loves
what we love to love &
ur love loves the way
you love ur love.
so keep loving.
Keeping
someone in our heart is very easy,
but,
to be in the someone’s heart is very difficult.
So “RESPECT” the heart which “CARES” abt U |
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Flirt Message SMS |
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I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
A
smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
AM
I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous |
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Boy:
BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….
Hey
Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga . |
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