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MONTHLY
MILESTONES OF A BACHELOR GUY
| Heading |
First Week |
Second Week |
Third Week |
Fourth Week |
| a) Bank Balance |
20000 |
2000 |
200 |
20 |
| b) Conveyance |
Auto ("I can afford it") |
Share Auto ("I would like to
share. I am selfless!") |
Bus ("Public figures should
travel by public transport") |
Walk ("Good for health") |
| c) Girl Friends |
Eena , Meena & Tina ("I can
BUY love") |
Meena &Tina ("I have enough
girl friends") |
Tina ("I am loyal to her") |
"Huh! There is no pure love
on earth!" |
| d) Mobile Maintenance |
Frequent outgoing calls ("This
is what mobile is invented for") |
Restricted outgoing calls ("I
should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines") |
Rare outgoing calls (" Mobile
should be used in urgent situations only") |
Only incoming calls ("I am not
going to call her until she calls me") |
| e) Boozing |
"Come, let's go to Goa and freak
out! |
"Man, there is nothing in Goa
. Let's go to Mysore ....." |
"The best place to booze on
earth is our house itself. What say?" |
"Drinking is injurious to health." |
MONTHLY
MILESTONES OF A SINGLE GIRL
| Heading |
First Week |
Second Week |
Third Week |
Fourth Week |
| a) Bank Balance |
20000 |
20000 |
20000 |
20000 |
| b) Conveyance |
Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it") |
Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it") |
Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it") |
Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it") |
| c) Boy Friends |
Abhinav , saleem, Peter |
Sachin, sumeet, vinay |
Abhijeet, Ram, christopher... |
Arun, Saket, vimal.. |
| d) Mobile Maintenance |
Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) |
Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) |
Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) |
Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me) |
| e) Boozing |
"Come, let's go to Goa |
"Come, let's go to Kulu |
"Come, let's go to Shimla |
"Come, let's go to darjeeling |
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